Farm Jokes 04 -- Animal Jokes| Funny Jokes

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Farm Jokes 04

 

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

 

Why did the pig go to the casino?

To play the slop machine!

 

What is a pigs favorite ballet?

Swine Lake!

 

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Pooched eggs!

 

How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday?

Eat him on Saturday!

 

Why did the foal cough?

Because he was a little horse!

 

What is the opposite of cock-a doodle-doo?

Cock-a-doodle-don't!

 

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Leave it inside the cow!

 

Where do milkshakes come from?

Excited cows!

 

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