Farm Jokes 03 -- Animal Jokes| Funny Jokes

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Farm Jokes 03

 

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What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Lumpy milkshakes!

 

What is the definition of a goose?

An animal that grows down as it grows up!

 

Why did Bo Peep lose her sheep?

She had a crook with her!

 

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Cough Stirrup!

 

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse!

 

What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!

 

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon!

 

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis!

 

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure!

 

What do you give a sick pig?

Oinkment!

 

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