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Emergency Room

 

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A man staggers into the emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, and a five iron wrapped around his neck. 

 

Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. 

 

"Well, it was like this" said the man.

 

"I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around I noticed that one of the cows had something white in it's rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."

 

 "What did you do?", asked the doctor. 

 

"Well, I lifted the tail, pointed, and yelled to my wife, "Hey! This looks like yours!" 

 

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