Dog Jokes 06 -- Animal Jokes| Funny Jokes

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Dog Jokes 06


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Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?

A: Chump chops!


Q: How many seasons are there in a dogs life?

A: Just one, the moulting season!


Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?

A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he still won't come!


Q: Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?

A: Because they mess up the whole house!


Q: How do you stop a dog smelling?

A: Put a peg on it's nose!


Q: What is the best time to take a Rottweiler for a walk?

A: Any times he wants to!


Q: When is a black dog not a black dog?

A: When it's a greyhound!


Q: How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

A: Melon-collie!


Q: What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

A: Hush puppies!


Q: What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

A: Slush puppies!


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