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Dog Jokes 04

 

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Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A: A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

 

Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?

A: You can step in a poodle!

 

Q: What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A: A petticoat!

 

Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a lion?

A: A terrified postman!

 

Q: What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

A: His bark was much worse than it's bite!

 

Q: What is a dogs favorite flower?

A: Anything in your garden!

 

Q: What dog wears contact lenses?

A: A cock-eyed spaniel!

 

Q: What's a dog favorite hobby?

A: Collecting fleas!

 

Q: What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

A: That hit the spots!

 

Q: What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?

A: I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!

 

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