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Cat Jokes 05

 

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Q: What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?

A: A catastrophe!

 

Q: Who was the most powerful cat in China?

A: Chairman Miaow!

 

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A: A cat-a-logue!

 

Q: What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

A: An octopuss!

 

Q: Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

A: Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

 

Q: When the cat's away.....?

A: The house smells better!

 

Q: Why was the cat so small?

A: Because it only ate condensed milk!

 

Q: Why did the cat cross the road?

A: It was the chicken's day off!

 

 

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