Awesome Funny Panda Bear Jokes That Make You Laugh

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Awesome Funny Panda Bear Jokes

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Most jokes that joke fun at pandas are very, very bad. But in the right hands, panda-related humour can be a joy

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…frustrated? trapped? bad mood? I hope these jokes make you laugh, happy and free from stress!

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Let's read Funny Animal Jokes about Panda Bear Jokes

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Funny panda bear jokes for kids

Funny panda jokes 

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Q: What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?

A: A panda rolling down a hill.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over?

A: A sunburnt panda.

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Q: Why do pandas have fur coats?

A: Because they'd look stupid in denim jackets.

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Q: Why do pandas like old movies?

A: Because they're in black and white.

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Q: What do chinese bears eat for breakfast?

A: Panda-cakes!

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Q: What's a Chinese bear's favorite expendable organ?

A: The panda-creas!

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Q: Did you hear about the party at the Chinese zoo?

A: It was Panda-monium.

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Q: What do Chinese bears wear around their face when they're robbing banks?

A: Pandana!

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Q: How did the panda lose his dinner?

A: He was "Bamboozled"!

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Q: Why did the panda date a Victoria Secret model?

A: She had really big bamboobs.

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Q: What did the panda say when he was forced out of his natural habitat?

A: This is un-BEAR-able

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Q: What's black and white and as hard as a rock?

A: A panda that's fallen in cement.

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Q: What's black and white and goes round and round?

A: A panda stuck in a revolving door.

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Q: Did you hear about the Pandas that were in a food fight?

A: They all got Bambooboos

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Q: What goes white black white black white black red?

A: A panda that falls from a cliff.

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Q: How many Pandas does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: The Pandas will get back to you on that, as soon as they can find a store that sells clothing in lightbulb sizes. 

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Panda Jokes For Kids

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Funny panda jokes for kids

 

Funny panda jokes for kids

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Q: What's black, white and very noisy?

A: A panda with a set of drums

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Q: What's black and white and yellow?

A: A cowardly panda

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Q: What's black and white, got four legs and a trunk?

A: Two pandas on holiday

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Q: What's black and white and stands in the corner?

A: A naughty panda

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Q: What's black and white and goes up and down?

A: A panda stuck in a lift

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Q: What's black and white, has eight wheels and travels very fast?

A: A panda on roller-skates

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Q: What's black and white and bounces?

A: A rubber panda

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Q: What goes black and white, black-and-white and downwards?

A: A panda rolling down a hill

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Q: What goes black and white ha-ha?

A: The panda that pushed him

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Q: What's black and white with red spots?

A: A panda with the measles

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Funny Panda Jokes

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Funny panda jokes

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Q: What color socks do bears wear?

A: They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!

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Q: What to polar bears eat for lunch?

A: Ice berg-ers!

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Q: What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?

A: A drizzly bear!

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Q: What's black and white, black and white, and black and white?

A: A panda bear rolling down a hill!

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Q: What is black and white and red all over?

A: A panda bear with a sunburn!

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Q: Why do bears have fur coats?

A: Because they look silly wearing jackets!

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Q: What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A: A bear-faced lyre!

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Q: What do you call bears with no ears?

A: B!

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Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A: A gummy bear!

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Q: Why didn't the teddy bear eat his lunch?

A: Because he was stuffed!

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Q: What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A: A teddy boar!

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Q: What's white, furry, and shaped like a tooth?

A: A molar bear!

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Q: How do teddy bears keep their den cool in summer?

A: They use bear conditioning!

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Q: What do teddy bears do when it rains?

A: They get wet!

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