Animal jokes, puns and puzzles- clean jokes for kids and people of all ages

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   Animal jokes, puns and puzzles- clean jokes for kids and people of all ages

 

 

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? 

A: A bull-dozer. 

 

Q: How do you fit more pigs on your farm? 

A: Build a sty-scraper!

 

.Q: What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk? 

A: An udder failure. 

 

Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? 

A: Because they have big fingers! 

 

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? 

A: Spoiled milk. 

 

Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry?

A: They are always stuffed! 

 

Q: Why do fish live in salt water? 

A: Because pepper makes them sneeze! 

 

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? 

A: Spoiled milk. 

 

Q: Where do polar bears vote? 

A: The North Poll

 

Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? A: Odor in the court! 

 

Q: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? 

A: Ouch! 

 

Q: Why did the snake cross the road? 

A: To get to the other ssssssside! 

 

Q: Why are fish so smart? 

A: Because they live in schools. 

 

 

Q: What do you call a cow that won't give milk? 

A: A milk dud! 

 

Q: When is a well dressed lion like a weed? 

A: When he's a dandelion (dandy lion) 

 

Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? 

A: Pleased to eat you. 

 

Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian? 

A: He felt funny! 

 

Q: What fish only swims at night? 

A: A starfish! 

 

Q: Why is a fish easy to weigh? 

A: Because it has its own scales! 

 

Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? 

A: An eggroll! 

 

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road? 

A: Because there was a KFC on the other side! 

 

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? 

A: To show everyone he wasn't chicken! 

 

Q: Why did the lion spit out the clown? 

A: Because he tasted funny! 

 

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? 

A: To prove he wasn't chicken! 

 

Q: What animals are on legal documents? 

A: Seals! 

 

Q: What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? 

A: A pie-thon! 

 

Q: What is 'out of bounds'? 

A: An exhausted kangaroo! 

 

Q: What did the buffalo say to his son when he went away on a trip? 

A: Bison! 

 

Q: Why didn't the boy believe the tiger? 

A: He thought it was a lion! 

 

Q: How do bees get to school? 

A: By school buzz! 

 

Q: What do you call a bear with no ears? 

A: B! 

 

Q: What animal has more lives than a cat? 

A: Frogs, they croak every night!

 

Thanks for reading!

Big Bill Rizer

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