A Cheerful Flea -- Animal Jokes| Funny Jokes

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Friday, 03/06/2016 09:06

A Cheerful Flea

 

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What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Long time no flea!

 

Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War?

Robert E Flea!

 

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!

 

What do you call a cheerful flea?

A hop-timist!

 

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

 

What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog?

What did the romantic flea say?

I love you aw-flea!

 

How to fleas travel?

Itch hiking!

 

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs!

 

Why did the stupid boy wear a turlte neck sweater?

To hide his flea collar!

 

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