A Bullfrog! -- Animal Jokes| Funny Jokes

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Friday, 03/06/2016 09:06

A Bullfrog!

 

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Where do frogs keep their money?

In a river bank!

 

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

A bullfrog!

 

What jumps up and down in front of a car?

Froglights!

 

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?

They always want to play leap frog with him!

 

Why was the frog down in the mouth?

He was un hoppy!

 

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!

 

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Swamp Lake!

 

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?

A frog with hiccups!

 

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales!

 

What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?

The Brit Awarts!

 

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