80 Best Animal Jokes for Kids That Will Make Them Laugh Wildly

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Monday, 25/10/2021 04:10

   80 Best Animal Jokes for Kids That Will Make Them Laugh Wildly

 

 

It is no surprise that children love animals more than anything in the world. From cats that live in your home to puppies in the dog park, or even bunnies that dominate most of the fairytales and kids’ stories, some of the first words that kids learn are based on animals. So it is obvious that the first jokes they learn and enjoy the most would be based on animals as well! The best animal jokes would always involve more than one animal puns and some kind of simple but interesting wordplay!

 

Funny Animal Jokes for Kids

 

These animal jokes for children are sure to liven up any party with kids. These jokes blend the favorite classics along with ones that you have never even heard of!

 

Cat Jokes for Kids

1. There are ten cats standing on a boat. One cat jumps off the boat, how many more cats are left?

 

None, because the cats were all copy cats!

 

2. What money do cats use to go shopping?

 

Cats use kitty cash!

 

3. What is the difference between a cat that follows you and a cat that got photocopied?

 

One is a copy cat, and the other is a cat copy.

 

4. What animal has the whiskers of a cat, fur of a cat, a tail of a cat, ears of a cat, but is not a cat?

 

The animal is a kitten!

 

5. What will a cat say when it falls off a table?

 

It will say, “Me Ow!”.

 

6. What is a cat’s most favorite magazine?

 

It is a CAT-alogue.

 

 

7. What cat has the ability to live underwater?

 

The only cat that can live underwater is an octoPUSS!

 

8. What do you obtain when you mix a Santa Claus with a cat?

 

You get Santa-Claws!

 

9. Why do cats always love sitting on the computer?

 

They do it to keep an eye on their enemy, the mouse!

 

10. What do you call when there is a bad event involving cats?

 

It is called a CATastrophe.

 

Dog Jokes for Kids

 

 

1. What animal will you get if you combine a dog and a dino?

 

You will get a Dog-A-Sore!

 

2. What dogs love taking a nice long shower?

 

A shamPOODLE would love to shower all day!

 

3. Which kind of dog can jump higher than the tallest skyscraper in the world?

 

Any dog can jump higher than a skyscraper because skyscrapers cannot jump!

 

4. Which place should you never consider taking a dog?

 

We should never take a dog to a Flea Market.

 

5. What is the difference between a flea and a dog?

 

A dog can have many fleas, but a flea will never have even one dog.

 

6. If a young dog marries a very small fish, then what would their baby be called?

 

The baby will be called a guppy puppy!

 

7. Why was the skeleton very scared to cross the road?

 

The skeleton was scared because there was a dog waiting on the other side.

 

8. Why should you never step out when it is raining cats and dogs?

 

Because there is a huge probability of you stepping on a poodle!

 

9. If the inside of a fire hydrant has H2O, then what is there on the outside?

 

The outside has K9P.

 

10. If a dog always knows the time, then what name can you give that dog?

 

We can call it is watchdog!

 

Dinosaur Jokes for Kids

 

1. When building a house, what tool do dinosaurs use the most?

 

They frequently use a dino-saw

 

2. When dinosaurs keep scoring touchdowns, what does its team get?

 

The team will keep getting dino-scores!

 

3. What game do dinosaurs love playing with the humans or other relatively small animals?

 

They always enjoy playing the “Squash”.

 

4. What is the nickname of a person that puts hisright hand inside the large mouth of a scary T-Rex?

 

The perfect nickname to give is “Lefty”!

 

5. What is the best and only thing you should do when you see a Tyrannosaurus Rex?

 

You must pray that the Tyrannosaurus Rex does not see you.

 

6. What object do dinosaurs use while building the floors of their house’s kitchen?

 

They love using the Rep-tiles.

 

7. Which animal knows the best way to raise a baby dinosaur?

 

If you want to raise a baby dinosaur, then the perfect animal to go to is the crane!

 

8. If Harry Potter was a dinosaur, then what would he be called?

 

He would be called a Dinosorcerer.

 

9. How can you tell if a dinosaur is hiding in your fridge?

 

You would know because the door of the fridge would not shut!

 

10. Why are Stegosaurus really good volleyball players?

 

They are good volleyball players because they could really spike the volleyball!

 

Cow Jokes for Kids

 

1. What did one dairy cow say to the other dairy cow?

 

The dairy cow asked the other, “Got milk?”

 

2. What do you call a cow that cannot stop drinking a large quantity of coffee?

 

We can call the cow “Over-Calfinated”.

 

3. What does the secret agent cow say to the other agent cow before a mission?

 

He says, “Are you going ‘udder cover’?”.

 

4. What do the coaches in cow university say to the student cows?

 

He shouts, “Now get to the ground and ‘give me 2%’!”

 

5. How do you congratulate cows that do good in a game?

 

You can tell them that they were “outstanding in the field”.

 

6. Where did the cow lose all his money in the weekend?

 

He lost his money at the “Cow-sino”.

 

7. Why did the cow decide to go to a spa during her vacation?

 

She went to a spa because she really needed some “re-hoove-ination’!

 

8. What do the farmers say to his cows after 9 pm?

 

He says, “Go to your beds, it is ‘pasture bedtime’”.

 

9. How can you tell which cow is the best dancer?

 

You can select the cow that has the best “mooooooooves”!

 

10. When you pamper a cow too much, what do you get?

 

You get “spoiled milk”.

 

Thanks for watching!

Big Bill Rizer

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