Your Father Is A Pharmacist--Family Friendly Jokes| Adult Jokes

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Your Father Is A Pharmacist

 

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A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist tells him that the condoms come in packs of three, nine, or 12, and asks which ones the young man wants. 

 

"Well," he says, 

 

"I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's the night. We're having dinner with her parents and then we're going out. Once she's had me, she want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack!" 

 

The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he may give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over and says, 

 

"You never told me that you were such a religious person." He leans over to her and says, 

 

"You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."

 

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