Why Did I Get Divorced? -- Adult Jokes| Funny Jokes

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Why Did I Get Divorced?

 

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Why did I get divorced?

 

Well, last week was my birthday.

 

My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday.

 

My parents forgot and so did my kids.

 

I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday.

 

As I entered my office, my secretary said,

 

"Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special.

 

She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said,

 

"Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?"

 

"Okay," I said.

 

She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling,

 

"SURPRISE!!!"

 

while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.

 

 

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