Why Did I Get Divorced? -- Adult Jokes| Funny Jokes

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Why Did I Get Divorced?


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Why did I get divorced?


Well, last week was my birthday.


My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday.


My parents forgot and so did my kids.


I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday.


As I entered my office, my secretary said,


"Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special.


She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said,


"Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?"


"Okay," I said.


She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling,




while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.



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