True Love--Corny Love Jokes| Adult Funny Jokes

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True Love 

 

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A man and his newlywed check into a mountain resort by a lake. 

 

The desk clerk notices the "Just Married" sign still on the car. As soon as the man gets the luggage out of the car, he hops in a boat to go fishing. 

 

He is out all day, comes back for a quick supper, picks up his lantern and goes back out at night. This goes on for a couple of days when the man happens to stop by the desk. 

 

The clerk starts a conversation with the man and mentions his behavior. 

 

"I know it's none of my business, but I was wondering why you weren't having sex with your new wife."

 

 "Oh, I couldn't do that; she has gonorrhea." 

 

"Well, what about anal sex?" 

 

"Couldn't do that; she has diarrhea." 

 

"There is always oral sex." 

 

"Nope, she has pyorrhea." 

 

"Wait a second. If she has gonorrhea, diarrhea, and pyorrhea, why did you marry her?" 

 

"That's easy. She also has worms, and I love to fish!" 

 

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