The Best Funny and Crude Jokes In The World For Adults

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The Best Funny and Crude Jokes In The World For Adults

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Here you have a specific category for adults. Here you will find mischievous, sassy, sexy and naughty jokes are not intended for children. 

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Let's read Jokes For Adults about Hilarious Jokes For Adults

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The best jokes in the world for adults

 

The best jokes in the world for adults

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Q: What does a nosey pepper do?

A: Gets jalapeno business!

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Q: What do you call a fake noodle?

A: An Impasta

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?

A: An Investigator

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Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?

A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!

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Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

A: You can't tuna fish.

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Q: What do you call a pile of kittens

A: A meowntain

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Q: What do you call a baby monkey?

A: A Chimp off the old block.

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Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?

A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!

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Q: Did you hear about the hungry clock?

A: It went back four seconds.

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Q: What do you call a boy who finally stood up to the bullies?

A: An ambulance.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

A: Because she will Let it go.

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Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?

A: Spoiled milk.

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Q: If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?

A: Idaho... Alaska!

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Q: Did you hear about that new broom?

A: It's sweeping the nation!

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Q: What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

A: An irrelephant.

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Q: What do lawyers wear to court?

A: Lawsuits!

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Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?

A: A towel.

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Q: Where do crayons go on vacation?

A: Color-ado!

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Q: Why did the belt get arrested?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

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Q: What do you call a fat psychic?

A: A four chin teller.

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Q: What do you call a computer floating in the ocean?

A: A Dell Rolling in the Deep.

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Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato?

A: Lettuce get together!

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Q: What do you call a computer that sings?

A: A-Dell

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Q: Did you hear about the shampoo shortage in Jamaica?

A: It's dread-full.

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Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?

A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!

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Q: How do you make a tissue dance?

A: Put a little boogey in it!

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Q: What is heavy forward but not backward?

A: Ton.

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Q: What do you call a gangsta snowman?

A: Froze-T

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Q: What did the femur say to the patella?

A: I kneed you.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

A: Kitty Perry

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Q: Why did the picture go to jail?

A: Because it was framed.

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Q: What do you call a three-footed aardvark?

A: A yardvark!

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Q: What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?

A: Swimming trunks. 

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Q: What did the grape do when it got stepped on?

A: It let out a little wine! 

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