Cross-eyed--Jokes About Cows| Funny Veterinarian Jokes For Adults

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Cross-eyed

 

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He called up a veterinarian friend of his who told him to bring in his cow.  

 

The vet took one look at the cow, stuck a tube up the cow's butt, and blew into the tube until the cow's eyes straightened out.  

 

The vet charged the farmer a hundred bucks, and the farmer went home happy.

 

About a week later, the cow's eyes were cross-eyed again, but this time the farmer figured he could probably take care of it himself.  

 

So he called his hired hand over, and together they put a tube up the cow's butt.  

 

The farmer put his lips to the tube and started to blow.  

 

Strangely, nothing happened, so he asked his hired hand to give it a try.  

 

The hired hand removed the tube, turned it around, put it in the cow's butt and started to blow.

 

 "What are you doing?" asked the farmer, horrified. 

 

"Well, I wasn't gonna use the side that YOU had put your lips on."

 

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