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Clock Joke 

 

Let's read Cuckoo Clock Joke about Adult Humor, Alarm Clock Fun

 

 

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls."  

 

I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. 

 

"I promise!"  

 

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. 

 

 Around 3 a.m., a bit blitzed, I headed for home.  

 

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.  

 

Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. 

 

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him. 

 

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him midnight. 

 

He didn't seem disturbed at all.  (Whew! Got away with that one!).  Then he said, 

 

"We need a new cuckoo clock."  When I asked him why, he said, 

 

"Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said, 

 

"Oh, crap," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat and farted."

 

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